We found this pile of confetti on the way home last night so we had a confetti snowball fight, then cleared a space and drew a heart in the middle.
Directly after that we lit the whole thing on fire, said “oh shit the cops!”, then left to go eat spinach pizza.
The pizza man got angry with us because we were covered in little paper snips and when we blew on each other, they flew in the pizza window and onto his countertop.
bum piss factor: zero but a very useful bystander asked us for a cigarette and prompted the lighting-on-fire of the whole thing. The photos don’t lie. It’s hard to light piles of confetti on fire.